GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

 Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa,

half discovered, half wild,

naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America,

well developed and open to trade,

especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India,

very hot, relaxed and convinced

of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France,

gently aging but still warm

and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,

with a glorious and

all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, 

lost the war and

haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia,

very wide and borders are

now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet.

Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past

And the wisdom of the ages

....only those with an adventurous spirit and a

thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq -

ruled by a dick.