Do you see “Intelligent Design” is a valid scientific theory? If so you are bound to find the “flat earth society” quite enlightening. Don’t let yourself get sucked into believing the tripe those liberal atheist types are trying to feed your children in commie public schools.

“Spherical theorists” have been attempting to brainwash us for years with the idea that the earth is round. Its time to stand up for what’s right.

Some interesting highlights from these folks:

The original flat earth was confined, restricted, and twisted into a perverse spherical shape by a conspiracy of TELEVISION BROADCASTERS in an attempt to realize their dream of TOTAL HUMAN MIND CONTROL through subsurviant captive homogonized market share.

What about the northern and southern hemisphere?

Globularist rot. This implies the Earth being a SPHERE, which it is not. The Earth has, however, an Inner and Outer Ring.

I love this stuff! The truth is out!

The moral of the story?

Never let a little thing like reality get in the way of your chosen brand of idiocy. Don’t like fundamental tenets of science? Who  needs them! Everyone knows that most of this science malarkey is just a clever cover in order to destroy your religion and all that is good and holy in the world.

That is only the first step. The real goal of course is ultimately to watch society destroy itself in a spiraling vortex of anarchism. The root of all this is satan working through the hysterical liberal folk. Armageddon causing mofos won’t be happy till they see the four horsemen of the apocalypse running up the street. Stock up on home defense today, before hordes of godless liberal hordes ruin everything.      

A public service announcement especially for my fellow bloggers, Deshanews and Lynnkramer. Don’t forget the tinfoil hats boys!