Welcome to Deviant1's 1st Monthly Surreal Post award! Here's how it works:

Submit your favorite surreal posts as a comment or link as well as your vote via comment. Vote as often as you like! Why if you vote for yourself enough your pretty much guaranteed to win! Its all in keeping with the surreal theme here folks! I mean who would bother to do that? For that matter who would write this stuff? :) We will update the posts with your entries as received for one week!

***Update: 500 tbucks to who submits, 500 to the writer***

*** If you are both you get an extra 500 for 1500 in all ***

Here is my two entries to start us off. I believe you will see the sort of thing I am looking for. Really easily!  

My Brat

Mike,

I was wondering what you are doing right now brat because when I see you again I'm going to seduce you and take off all your clothes and then leave it to your imagination what happens next, and I will show you just how much I have missed you when we are together again. Look forward to doing the land and commune together along with your friends as well, and to our future together. Give me a call or write to me ASAP. See you soon, and talk to you later. I am going to look forward to having uncontrollable passionate sex with you, practicing magick, time travel, O.B.E., Astral Projection ,Time Travel and just being together again in our own R.V. or Boat will be wonderful in the future.

Your Friend 4-Ever,

Krissy

Posted By erica3657 (strangely, erica is also apparently Krissy)

I Want Some Pork Rinds

Personally, Mondays in cubicles always lend themselves to self reflection and inevitably regret. My words seem to constantly be in the wrong place at the wrong time. I am a lyrical scooby doo. I am an akward teen and I am 23. The shirt I am wearing today is second hand and smells like B.O. Now everyone around my cubicle will think it is my B.O. I know what you're thinking I should have had the shirt dry cleaned before I wore it, but who has that kind of time. I actually have a dry cleaning pile in my room...It hasn't been touched since it was started circa Halloween. I just ate a bag of pork rinds sprinkled with splenda because I didn't get laid on my birthday.

Posted by Captain Obvious