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Day One Updated
02.28.05 (4:11 am)   [edit]


 


Well all, I have smoked my last cigarette. Today is my first day off the butts. OK! I give up! Just kidding, It seems to be going allright so far. All that I can tell so far is that something is "missing". That and I seem to be hungry all the time.


 Hopefully, I will be in the gym by the end of the week to offset this new found ubiquitous hunger.


I took lst week off and didn't accomplish nearly what I wanted too. On the plus side, I did rediscover the joys of the "afternoon nap". Fantastic!


Its all good, just one step at a time they say ...


UPDATE: Not smoking really sucks. A lot.


 

 
Toronto from an unusual perspective
02.20.05 (9:39 am)   [edit]





 

 
500 tbuck Contest Winner! We know what Lynn Kramer is on about!
02.19.05 (11:40 am)   [edit]

Fairmoon wins the 500 tbucks! She figured out what Lynn Kramer was on about! Sort of. Congratulations Fairmoon!



Check my link for the original 500 tbuck challenge!


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Disclaimer: the above graphic was made using an automated sign generator. The author assumes absolutely no talent, ability, or relevence in the making of signs, whatsover.


Well, as everyone who has ever encountered Lynn Kramer knows, nobody can make heads or tails out of what He is on about. Of course, neither does he, she whatever that is.


All one needs is a complaint generator and to fill in the blanks. Now we can all be incoherent imbiciles! Just go here and generate yourself a complaint:


https://www.pakin.org/complaint


The mystery is over! Lynn Kramer is even more bizarre than we thought! Hahaha!


On a side note, it must be really sad that ones writing is so poor as to resort to generators to speak for them. Then again, the complaint letters are far better written than his usual fare :). I guess spamming with meaningless jargon is all some people have. I suggest that everyone contact the "Dayton Right To Life" organization that Lynn Kramer espouses on his blog with an appropriate auto-generated complaint letter. Really, its the least we can do:). The link on his site is broken, so the one above has been all fixed up! Cheers!

 
Downtown Toronto and Project Deviant
02.16.05 (4:14 am)   [edit]



 


These are a couple of pics from my sub-megapixel Cam phone of downtown Toronto. For those not familiar wih Toronto the two semicirular buildings in the top photo is City hall only from way higher up.


I have chosen an official quit smoking last day as February 27th. Also, I took a tour of a gym that is within my building. Way over priced, but you can't beat the convenience, plus they do your laundry for you. For a lazy bastard like me its kind of like heaven :). I have been researching workout routines and have found a workout partner.


Extra added bonus: Should I be stuck downtown for an extended period of time for disaster #268 I now have a place that I can go have a relaxing steam, hottub, sauna, shower. Thats got to much better than the ole "dipped in used cooking oil" feeling.


So "Project Deviant" is coming along nicely so far. I will keep everyone posted. The real test of course will come starting "Day One". AAiiiiieeeeee!  

 
Quick note
02.10.05 (4:18 pm)   [edit]

Hi All,


 


Its a crazy time: work. work and more work.


 


TTYS,


 


Deviant1 

 
Servers, Vendors and ritual suicide
02.05.05 (6:43 pm)   [edit]


Due to non-disclosure agreements I can only be really non-specific about work, but this tale need to be told.


I am spending my weekend as per usual chained to my desk. Not physically but in these high tech days they have found a better way to do it. It’s a dastardly and demonic device known as a "pager". Whoever invented this form of cruel and unusual punishment needs a severe beating and then to be thrown in prison with a 300-pound sodomite named Bubba who wants to explore your inner child. A lot. Repeatedly. Squared.


Anyway, today’s fun was with application X from vendor Y. Application X spans about 8 high-end servers (give or take one, or two: trying to save my ass here folks!). Hundreds of internal users connect to this monstrosity to perform task Z. Then, they go to the outside world and connect to thousands of other places. Just for shits and giggles, it works in reverse too. I’m sure you get the point by now: this thing is massive and essential.


The bonus today? An update to fix bug #54,565 which involved some code, general tweaking, some prayers and a blessing on an EEPROM. For those not in the know when you get changes to programs from vendors they have some generally hieroglyphic information that is called a "release document" AKA "instructions"(more like "destructions" as I affectionately know them). In all honesty, everything is usually 99.9% correct. Unfortunately, 0.01% error is all you need to fuck something up royally, which is just what happened.


Your friendly neighborhood systems admin guy (me) applied said fix where appropriate and faithfully to the "destructions". Can you guess what happened? I knew you would! Upon a reboot the whole shebang started acting like a schizophrenic crack whore on speed only making less sense, while speaking in tongues. Being the experienced and levelheaded dude that I am I notice that this is not good. Worse than bad even. Fucking awful would be a better way to put it still.


So, what does your humble narrator do? Well, He backs out of said changes and makes things just like they were before. Pull an M$ adjustment (reboot) and everything is just as fine as hot apple pie. "OK, thinks the friendly neighborhood systems admin, "what’s with that?" Lets try again thinking, just maybe its possible the humble narrator missed something, somewhere. Back to the destructions.


What happens? Well, lets call this program "grandma". Grammy (for whatever reason) has no idea how to bake cookies. The obvious thing to do? Tell "grandma" how to bake the cookies. She nods, says that’s all well and good and smiles nicely. Then one might be tempted to ask "grandma" to kindly go bake some cookies. She smiles knowingly, gives you a wink and sets off. Only then "grandma" decides it would be a better idea to have an epileptic seizure, swallow her tongue and masturbate with a highly radioactive plutonium rod for good measure. All the while screaming "WHAT’S MY NAME BITCH!" Needless to say I find this somewhat disturbing. Considering I was expecting cookies and not a psychotic post apocalyptical sex-freak senior citizen with Tourette’s syndrome. Ok, then this can’t be right. Next step, scratch "grandma’s" cookie recipe. Bada Bing! Bada Boom! She is sweet as pie. Off to "Betty Crocker" (the vendor) to see what the fuck they put in ole granny’s recipe. "Sugar, spice and everything nice!" they say. Ok then.


What to do? I decide to examine the ingredients of the old biddy’s recipe. Turns out that what they sent in the mail doesn’t match what’s in the cupboard. Knowing what blue-haired kindly old Madame has in the cupboard they only sent what we needed. A dash of this, a dash of that. But they put it all in one pot named the same thing and called it cookies. What it really was just some new spice to the old recipe? Unfortunately, "Betty Croker" neglected to mention this in her recipe. So what you needed to do was pour the new pot into the old part and stir. Bravo cookies! No bizarre masturbating sexagenarian!


Just some good cookies, although I had quite lost my appetite by this point.


In other words, I was sent changed and new files only, so you had to overwrite the old or changed files, not replace the whole folder. Not included: batteries or that little tidbit. Sigh wasted time? 3.5 hours. On Saturday. Almost enough to make a fellow want to jump out of an airplane, nude, with no parachute.

 
State of the Union Address: My 2 Cents
02.02.05 (9:13 pm)   [edit]

Regarding the Environment:


The president talked about new energy sources, fuel cells, and other initiatives helpful environment. He said next to nothing about what he proposes to actually do to to further any of these things. My favorite: Nuclear power. Just my opinion, but I don't think "Safe and Clean" nuclear power exists. I have worked for our Hydro Company here in Ontario as a sysadmin providing nuclear support. I live spitting distance from a nuke plant. This is just my two cents from an insider perspective. 


While I'm on the environment,  I am just wondering how many of those "non-producing programs" Bush’s plan to reduce deficit/debt have something to do with the environment by what yard stick they judge what produces and what doesn't. The administration has slashed funding to the EPA This administration has had a horrible environmental record. Kyoto? Who needs it? Bad for business!


Regarding Social Security: 


I can tell you what I support what we did here in Canada. It became quite obvious some years ago that our old age pension (we don’t call it Social Security here, we call it the Canadian Pension Plan) was unsustainable. We did two things to fix it:


1. As is the Canadian way we increased taxes on it about three-fold. This was done to save the program against the rising tide of soon to be retired Baby Boomers.   


2. We have an alternative as well: What’s called RSP's or retirement savings plans. There is very little government control on this here and it provides remarkable leeway in how you can invest it and what you can do with it. You can invest in stocks, bonds, trusts, securities you name it. In fact, you can self-direct the entire thing. You can borrow against it for many reasons with very lenient payback options, mortgage down payments, education, just about anything and it is still totally tax sheltered. This is one of my personal primary focuses of retirement planning. 


What I heard from Bush was: 


I don't want to increase taxes at all and in order to "save" Social Security I will slash these benefits (post spin on the democrat side says up to 40%), which makes sense that He is going to slash, otherwise why placate the 55+ crowds that their benefits will not touched? Not once did I hear that he would cut any benefits. All I heard from the president was the usual fear tactic, spiraling costs, etc. Well, no matter what He slashes and burns Social Security in America to the cost of it is still going to go up, as everything does. His analysis is quite obviously based on never increasing the amount taxed.  


I will then institute a form of RSP with all kinds of controls on it. Can't take much out, must be doled out over time, somehow he plans to control “Wall street” fees. Just curious as to how he plans to do that? For a President that is ostensibly so against “big government controls” and so pro free market enterprise there seems to be an odd irony here. On a personal note, I find it even more interesting that I live in such an oft defamed “Socialist” nation as compared to the much vaunted “Capitalist” U.S. Still, this one step in itself is better than nothing, which is what most American’s had before.


Bush seems to be looking for a cure all to the issue. As per usual He wants to slash and burn while offering the appearance to the populace that he is protecting Social Security without actually spending any more money or increasing taxes. While I do not have the actual minutes he spent substantially more time espousing the grand tradition of Social Security then what the cuts that would mean less money for people, excepting the above mentioned placating statement that he would not change benefits to those 55+. In fact, He made it sound like Social Security was totally out of control and he was going to rescue it. Never did Bush even implicitly state that these benefits would affect the bottom line of the old folks collecting. 


As an aside, the language on this issue was fascinating: Not once did I hear the word “cuts” the entire time. As compared to when he talks about tax cuts when it’s every third word. IMHO, it seems to me that the perception of the content is far more valued to this president than the actual content of the message. Of course, this is pretty much true of all those involved in the political game in my experience. Doublespeak is in prime action right here. If average Joe didn’t know better listening to this I am willing to bet he would think that his benefits were not going to be affected at all after paying into this all his life on minimum wage at a Wall mart type job. I guess intellectual dishonesty is just par for the course. 


Regarding further warfare: 


The President specifically mentioned Syria and Iran to stop harboring terrorists. He put some very forceful language on Iran to stop “all enrichment of plutonium”. Nothing particularly surprising here excepting that I am never quite sure who is next on the hit list. Sometimes it seems to be North Korea (mentioned only in passing tonight), sometimes its Iran, sometimes and it’s Syria. For a President that markets himself with statements like “people always know where I stand” well, I don’t. 


What I do know is that while Bush made mention of a withdrawal of troops from Iraq I highly doubt anyone’s going home soon. One of these places is bound to be invaded or usurped next.  

 
Deviant1 goes through the looking glass
02.01.05 (7:36 am)   [edit]


Can a tiger change his stripes? This is something that I have been thinking on for quite awhile. Change to me is somewhat like giving birth. It can be a hellish thing to have to go through but the result can make it all worth it.


Life for me has been more or less on autopilot for the last couple of years or so. Nothing earth shattering in the way of changes have occurred. This is an odd place to be for someone like me. I am very good with crisis management and clawing my way up from chaos to order. In fact, my entire life until lately has been a series of life altering changes. Some I created for myself and before I was able to do that others did it for me. When you find yourself in a crisis situation goals are very clear and one is easily motivated to reach those goals. Chaos, catastrophe and failure are something that I am home with. I usually know exactly what to do and proceed to do it, like a pitbull on cocaine.  


Without chaos and drama and it creates I am a bit disorientated and lost. The clarity and focus that drives me under profoundly negative circumstances is gone. As the zoologist Desmond Morris might put it I suffer from the “Stimulus Struggle”.


So what can I do about this? What can I do to get myself one step higher. One more step on Maslow’s pyramid. One step closer to Satori, if your into zen. One step closer to the Beatific, if you be Christian. Reaching your potential, if you like new age crap. Ultimately, its all the same thing.   


Well, not being a person with any common sense at all I have decided go radically alter everything all at once. I have a birthday in a few weeks and I am giving myself until then to prepare an action plan.


Firstly, start meditating on a daily basis again a few minutes a day at first.


Secondly, I will stop smoking cold turkey, with the Aid of the patch. I figure in the short term this will cause me to ingest mass amounts of food to compensate. That’s fine, I need to do that (just without my usual far of fast food) for step 2. I will need to plan for a high energy diet.


Next : Start working out again, nothing major at first. General free weight program that will lead to a 5 day split in a few months. Maybe some hockey or ultimate frisbee. After I am in generally better condition maybe I’ll get into Martial Arts again, who knows?


Finally, once the mind and body are working a bit better I will take on coding. Specifically C#. This will help me career wise as coding is my weak point, plus for project management and security aspects of IT. A step on my way to and end career goal.           


A lot to do, especially all at once, but like I said without any major challenges I just … stagnate.


What do you think? All out fanatsy on the level of "Alice in Wonderland"? Possible to do? Anyone got any advice for any of these steps?  

 
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