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Hell of a day
09.14.04 (2:48 pm)   [edit]

Well all, its been a hell of a day.


Last night I was watching a movie in bed with Otis and Boo, my dogs. Otis being the Terrier that she is took after Boo who was cuddled next to me and missed. So I got it by accident. Off to the hospital for stitches, again (editors note: never been bit by ANY dog before). At one point in my life this was a regular occurnence but those days are over. It has been 5 years now since I have had to go for phsyical injury but here we are. There goes the last hope of my modelling career! HAHAHA!


This all happened at about 10:30 PM. I managed to actually get stitched up at about 2:30 AM. Get home about 3:00 AM and asleep about 4:00 AM. Just by sheer inconvenience, I had already taken today off to get some 4 crowns done at the dentist.  By 10:00 AM I was there until 12:30 PM getting poked, prodded, and drilled.


Bad Boy Boo I have dicovered has a secondary infection from the husky bite in the form of a "bubble" just south of his bite by his eye , off to the vet's at 4:00 PM. They refused to lance the thing, as He freaked out at the first needle to get a sample, and gave him some anti-biotics. When they should have done both. Now the antibiotics have less chance of working as the wound has healed and is "shielded" from the pills. This means when the fail He will have to undergo a general anesthetic (knock him out) and surgery. Then more pills and hope that:


a: He doesn't go into shock


b: the secondary infection does not spread in the meantime


I am not a happy camper.


Then I check my messages to find that the health unit has called and wants me to quarantine my dog for 10 days and take a saliva sample of her for rabies because although her shots are up to date "they are not 100%". So now I am expected to keep Otis confined to my yard for 10 days: while she watches Bad Boy Boo and I romp around the park. Great.


My siginifigant other has decided that she investigate all links and comments to my blog, decides that right now would be a time to attack.


Even better, I am involved in a sensitive work project that hs major ramifications business wise with tight time deadlines, that will now be missed, till I can get at it tomorrow.


So to sum it all up. My face is on fire, in more ways than one. My one dog is in quarantine, the other has a secondary infection. "Signifigant Other" decides that this is an appropriate time to freak out  (about of all things of blogging). Bonus crap!: work deadlines missed!


Gah! I am going to spend the rest of my evening trying to just ... be. 


 



 


 


 


 


 

 
A riddle for you all UPDATED WITH THE ANSWER
09.12.04 (11:11 am)   [edit]

This came form an email I got from The Webdemon. She is one of the coolest people that I have ever met online. You can see her site on my link bar to the right. I found it quite interesting and want to see how this community responds to it.


 


This is not a trick question. All the information you need is provided in the four sentences below. No one I know has gotten it right.

A woman, while at the funeral of her mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought the guy was amazing, her dream man! She fell in love with him instantly, but never asked for his phone number and could not find him after the funeral. A few days later she killed her sister.


I will post the answer in a few days ....


To my absolute amazement the first two to respond to this got it absolutely correct. I will post their responses right after the answer. In the meantime here are the other responses I got via tmail and comments. As some folks are having trouble woth commenting on my blog I will reproduce them here:
 



Painted Bat responded with so many comments I can not post them all but here is a brief excerpt:


Does the man work at the funeral home?


Ok it was the man of her dreams right? Could it have been an angel or God or the grim reaper?
Come on man, just tell me!!!!!
ok...fine...be that way


Krazed One responded with this:


oh i know the answer.. it was her sister dressed up as a guy right??


UMMM, DAMN IT.. YOUR GOING TO MAKE ME TRY TO THINK ARENT YOU..LOL
was it her sisters eligitament son that she gave away at birth??
 
From comments:


RastalinMitomo


Here is my answer and my logical interpretation...


First off, the man had to either be a relative, or a CLOSE FRIEND of one. My suspicions lead me to believe that the man was indeed a possible lover of the woman's sister.


This could be wrong...I'll have to investigate it some more...and find out the cause of death...hmm...


Later,
Rast


Painted Bat had to weigh in here too! :) :


ok maybe the man woked at the funeral home. but that wouldn't mean she had to kill her sister. The women could just go to the funeral home and see if the man was there.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Answer:
She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if someone has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you - you're normal. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off of my email list unless that will tick you off, then I'll just be extra nice to you from now on ..


Who got it right? Well, they got it right in style as Silent Scream and Pinker were the first to respond out of all who responded and managed to do that in very short order, and Gambit3131 weighed in after:


Silent Scream was the first to respond to this:


she killed her sister to see if the guy showed up back at the funeral home - maybe he was a worker there... course she wouldn't have to kill just to go back and visit she could fake going to another funeral...


the girl and her sister were siamese twins and he was the sister's guy ... no, she'd never seen him before... scratch that one


ok, the girl and her sister were siamese twins and she didn't want to share, so she killed her sister but it turned out to be a bad idea because she wound up dying a week later, anyway...


hell if i know :)


Pinker was the second to respond with this:


She assumes the guy must be a family friend, so she kills her sister so he'll show up at her funeral, and she can finally ask him out.


wow, am I psycho



gambit3131 Tuesday 09.14.04 [11:26 am]


To get the amazing guy to come to the funeral of her sister so she could meet him. Am I right? Laugh.


SilentScream and Pinker'sesponse was almost instantaneous. Of course, they were online at the time that I posted this but I have to admit that it stunned me as the source of the question had yet to get a correct answer. Dang! Who would have guessed?


 

 
Work is sometimes hell
09.07.04 (7:01 pm)   [edit]

Work is sometimes a real pain in the ass. Really not good at all. As a matterof fact sometimes I wish that I didn't bother. It is just a royal pain in the ass. Its just no damn good.


 

 
Book strips companies to expose corporate truths
09.06.04 (9:38 am)   [edit]

One of the good things about being a commuter in Toronto for me is the morning "Go Train" ride. Still foggy eyed and stunned into wakefulness with a nice extra large Java, I grab the Toronto Metro daily paper. You get to relax and reflect for a half hour or so. So sipping my coffee and I found this article in the 'worksmart' section by Jill Andrew  


Book strips companies to expose corporate truths


Employees everywhere are looking for the ultimate answer to corporate success.


Does it take obtaining more degrees, sucking up to your boss, good old-fas shioned meritocracy or a blend of all three?


According to Ed Rychkun, author of the satirical How's Your AQ Today? Corporations Stripped Naked, anyonme who wants a corner office and a fancy title needs a good AQ.


AQ, Rychkun says, is one's a--hole qoutient: the measure of just how much of an impact being an a--hole has on someone's corporate rise - or fall. The right amount of AQ reportedly makes all the difference between those who become the doomat and those who have endless doors opened for them, he says.


In his book Rychkun, schools his readers on the sarying types of management styles and characteristics.of those a--hole types who have used their AQ to further their careers.


Rychkun doesn't stop there. Not only is it imperative that you are an a--hole , but its equally important that you see your coworkers in the same light, he says.


"These are often the the colleagues who are often so admired and 'look' like they've done so much work even though they haven't ," says Rychkun. "Ever wonder how they are able to fool everyone?"


Rychkun, an entrepreneur and semi-retired executive running his own publishing company, says his strategic alliances often helped him move up in the corporate world much more than the practical information that He learned at university.


"When I look at how I've climbed to positions of CEO, partner, director, founder, [or] chairman of coroporations over the span of 30 years in excecutive business ... I realized that I learned many things pertaining to actual corporate behaviour ... the 'underbelly' of corporations ...outside the textbooks and the normal MBA training," says Rychkun.


He shares this "unwritten material" in his new book, offering readers the real tactics used by those successful executives who've won in the corporate arenas he's witnessed.


To provide balance, he cautions that too much AQ in an a--hole obsessed environment doesn't make for fulfilling , long-term achievement either.


Rychkun, who descibes himself as a positive team player , even goes so far as to thank the many a--holes he's met along the way citing them as being the ones "who've made the book possible."


So how is your AQ today? For more information visit www.rrpbooks.com. JILL ANDREW for the TORONTO METRO


 


I nearly fell off my seat after reading that and it made me wonder what everyones AQ at work was. I think I will start assigning the AQ in a sort of informal rating system :). What do you think?

 
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